Thursday, February 24, 2011

Scott Walker haikus

A Scott Walker haiku hashtag arose today on Twitter and I dearly hope that since this is a bit of a Teacher Uprising that we might get a few more clever syllabic throw-downs into the #scottwalkerhaiku ring.

My contribution:

"Walker delusion / power hunger hurts people / karma is a bitch"

But I was particularly moved by Governor Walker's shockingly honest Twitter persona @GovWalkerWI who changed a Charlie Sheen coke haiku by @GerryDuggan into this telling 5/7/5 that again shows us Walker's true motivation in all things:

"KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH / KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH / KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH KOCH"

(Again, thanks to a union teacher for teaching me what the hell a haiku was in the first place.)